Wednesday, April 11, 2007

To The Dude Who Has Scrawled All Over My Front Fence

Now see. Maybe if your tag was dope I'd actually lend a little credibility to your statements. But honestly, your penmenship is fucked. They way I see it someone should at least slap you for even holding a marker.

That is all.

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Tuesday, March 06, 2007

It's all about ME

It seems only fitting my return to blogging be a test for everyone else...
Why should I be the only one who has to endure the pain?!

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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Hoorah For Deadly Viruses!

What is the plural of "virus" anwyays. Virussseess? Virusi?

Exciting news in the Goulburn Valley today that some of their cows HAVE ANTHRAX! The best bit about it all - at least, from this jaded journalists viewpoint - is the reactions of the locals. Now, if you mentioned there was an anthrax outbreak in the centre of Mel-burn, there would be chaos. No one would venture outside. The Michael Jackson face-mask would become uber-popular. People would talk in hushed tones about moving to North Korea because it's safer. You know, the usual.

But here in the country? You could have got a more exciting reaction if the AFL decided to play a pre-season game in the town. Almost to a man (and woman) the locals have released a collective "...so? S'not that bad..." reaction to the outbreak. Which just proves that when you haven't seen rain in years, the idea of seeing a potentially fatal disease isn't really a fun substitute. "Can't really water me apple trees with anthrax now can I?"

Cool, previously unknown natural predators, volume 487: Can you tell I've been listening to country radio today? It appears that one of the foxes natural enemies is....the humble alpaca. Yes, those walking fairy-floss lookin balls of fluff are being used as GUARD ANIMALS for goats. And here's me thinking that the horny goats (haha) would gouge your eye out if you even looked at them with a smirk.

Oh, and I changed over to "new" blogger today. Hence the labels. I have NO idea what it all does yet, but the space monkeys in my head assure me I will be so much cooler for making the switch. The same cannot be said for Windows Vista, alas....

And if you are really feeling down, spare a thought for the dude that got KO'd by a wookie this week...

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Monday, February 05, 2007

Quite Obviously Destined For Greatness

Just to let you all in on a little secret. I am quite obviously on a fast track to greatness. World wide fame and fortune if you wil. Scantily clad women up in the pool. To quote the esteemed Sean-Bad, "the whole shebangabang".

Why?

I have beaten my mobile phone at poker THREE TIMES IN A ROW!

Evidence that Mensa were wrong to reject me ladies and gentlemen.

To other news and the Victory have made it through the Grand Finale of Australia's second A-League season after an injury time goal by James Robinson. The same James Robinson who only moments before had shanked a horrible pass between TWO (2) Victory players. The same English James Robinson who, only moments before, had us calling for his head. But a goal's a goal, right?! Top game, top night. God bless the Blue and White Brigade for the chants and atmosphere.


Not much else to report. I caught up on some much needed sleep on Saturday. Almost got hit by a car Sunday. Went to the aquarium in Melbourne again as well too. All the usual stuff really...

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Monday, January 29, 2007

We're Back Again...After Another Break

So I learnt some important things over this past weekend, which I believe can be adequately summed up thus:

- vodka is a lovely, if dangerous party beverage
- lukewarm pieces of pizza are inherently hilarious
- the floor is never too hard to break your fall
- the greater the number of people in a particular room, the less likely you will receive FM radio reception, particularly on a high radio useage day
- martial arts movies are a great way to recover post-drinking...there is always someone worse off and in more pain than you are. Plus, their pain is hilarious.

I have many compromising photos of myself (and others it has to be said) from the weekends Australia Day/Invasion Day celebrations. But they shall remain unpublished...for now...

Because. It. Is. NANNA NAP TIME!

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Thursday, December 28, 2006

Spy vs Spy Redux


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The Cat Never Knew What Hit It...


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It's Not Just Santa Who Comes At Christmas...


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Living Like Royalty


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Puttin' Those Bodies On Ice


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Even Ninjas Need Chairlifts Sometimes...


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It's A Big World Out There


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Even Wine Bottles Are Stealthy...


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Noel Loves His Hockey


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Monday, December 11, 2006

Noel Makes Himself Comfortable


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