The Hat is a simple item of fashion, yet one that is able to be transformed with a single flash of creativity. Like The Towel from the HHGTTG, The Hat is a flexible item and one that comes in a variety of colours for a variety of uses. For example, one can pull their Hat over their eyes to hide from an unfortunate event.
Name::Dave The Hat From::Latrobe City, Victoria, Australia
To The Dude Who Has Scrawled All Over My Front Fence
Now see. Maybe if your tag was dope I'd actually lend a little credibility to your statements. But honestly, your penmenship is fucked. They way I see it someone should at least slap you for even holding a marker.