Friday, March 03, 2006

Mutant Teeth Chickens!

I WAS going to go to bed...but this article here has provided me with a whole range of cool images that no amount of sleep/dreaming will ever give me.

Working late in the developmental biology lab one night, Matthew Harris of the University of Wisconsin noticed that the beak of a mutant chicken embryo he was examining had fallen off. Upon closer examination of the snubbed beak, he found tiny bumps and protuberances along its edge that looked like teeth--alligator teeth to be specific.

I mean seriously, think about. Not just mutuant chicken with teeth...mutant chicken with ALLIGATOR TEETH! Hitchcock was right! THE BIRDS ARE COMING! Quick, seal up all entries to the house! First we have bird flu, now we work out that the chickens CAN bite. Man, this sucks...or 'bites' even...

Speaking of dreams though, my mate Bjornar is having a lot of trouble with his of late. Something to do with Bill Clinton and Tony Robbins. He is now calling for definitions. The winning entry will enter his sleep patterns next week.

Posted by Dave The Hat :: 12:23 AM :: 1 Comments:

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