Thursday, February 09, 2006

It's called NATURAL SELECTION for a reason, kids!

Boo Boo is quite possibly the ugliest chicken in existence, from what I can tell of the small photo. However that did not stop a retired nurse from giving the damn thing "mouth-to-beak" resuscitation after the chook was found floating face down in the family pound.

Oh, and the chicken is called Boo Boo because

she is easily frightened. The Calhouns thought Boo Boo was startled and flopped into the pond.

Okayyyy. So a neurotic bird scared itself to death. You don't think bringing it back to life was going to be scary enough for the chicken??? We subscribe to the theory of natural selection for a reason! What about the chickens quality of life? Sure, it may be cute to scare Boo Boo with water pistols, whoopee cushions and all sorts of tricks...but would you do it to a neurotic grandparent hooked up on life support in the hospital? Of course not! Stop the Oppression of Chickens! Free The Chickens! Viva La Fowl Revolution!

Posted by Dave The Hat :: 11:02 AM :: 1 Comments:

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