The Hat is a simple item of fashion, yet one that is able to be transformed with a single flash of creativity. Like The Towel from the HHGTTG, The Hat is a flexible item and one that comes in a variety of colours for a variety of uses. For example, one can pull their Hat over their eyes to hide from an unfortunate event.
Name::Dave The Hat From::Latrobe City, Victoria, Australia
"Today we're here to purge a bourgeois slut who only cares for immoral sex and hedonism. She stole a pair of basketball shoes from the Fatherland."
I couldn't stop at one...
"Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person." Many thanks to the exhaustive list of classic martial arts movie quotes compiled by the attentive people at Ninja Burger.
Posted by Dave The Hat ::
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