The Hat is a simple item of fashion, yet one that is able to be transformed with a single flash of creativity. Like The Towel from the HHGTTG, The Hat is a flexible item and one that comes in a variety of colours for a variety of uses. For example, one can pull their Hat over their eyes to hide from an unfortunate event.
Name::Dave The Hat From::Latrobe City, Victoria, Australia
A day before millions of Americans sit down to eat traditional Thanksgiving dinners, a Virginia woman grabbed the world turkey-eating title on Wednesday by gobbling down a whole roast bird in 12 minutes. Sonya Thomas, 37, who weighs just 47.5 kilograms, beat seven men in the annual Thanksgiving Invitational: a race to eat a 10-pound (4.5-kilogram) turkey.
Wow. Now undoubtedly this falls into the category of 'impressive'. But like gymanastics, you still got to ask yourself...WHY?! It gets worse...
The smallest in the field, Ms Thomas put her victory down to "swallowing fast."
Get your mind out of the gutter!
Posted by Dave The Hat ::
5:46 PM ::