Friday, April 21, 2006

Here's A Top Idea...

I have been called a trailblazer, an idiot, a bananna brain and an assorted collection of mammals (not all of them real). But I am the live version of a Whack-A-Mole, just putting my head and ideas out there and quickly ducking down out of your whacky habits...before reappearing to say it again, but different.

And stuff.

So we've all lived through the crazy world of celebrity sex films and hoorah for boobies. But it's passe, it's old, it's trad and it's so Paris 2005. We the docile masses should now turn to unchartered waters.

Unauthorised Birthing Videos.

Think about it: we've just had Gweneth and Chris Martin's second spawn, TomKat has come and gone (with our without a silent birth) and we are now waiting on the edge of our seats for the Brangelina African adventure. There is a HUGE market out there just waiting to be tapped into. I'm going to go out on a limb here and start Celebrities Sans Frontieres, bringing much needed attention to celebs of all sizes who are even more desperate for the limelight. And our first campaign will be Pregnancies Without Borders! Let's start a fund right here, right now, to buy cheap, disposable, old video cameras and get them into the hands of every pregnant celebrity out there! Viva la digital revolverlution!

Posted by Dave The Hat :: 9:19 AM :: 1 Comments:

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