The Hat is a simple item of fashion, yet one that is able to be transformed with a single flash of creativity. Like The Towel from the HHGTTG, The Hat is a flexible item and one that comes in a variety of colours for a variety of uses. For example, one can pull their Hat over their eyes to hide from an unfortunate event.
Name::Dave The Hat From::Latrobe City, Victoria, Australia
Current number of games seen: 6 Current number of teams less boring than England: at least 9 Number of goals scored: 31 Uber-cool footballing name of the day: Brazil's ninja in the midfield, Kaka. Did you know that caca is a colloquial term in Italy for poo? For so long as a kid, that's what I was taught to call it... Latest games seen:
BRA 1 CRO 0
"Holy Hat stands, Batman!": - Brazil are super slugish! - Ronaldo IS a fatty fatty boom ba! - Croatia have a shirt that reminds people of a picnic blanket! - Togo have the coolest goal celebration dance this tournament! - South Korea won in Europe for once! - Switzerland played better than arrogant France! - Australia now holds the record for second most number of goals by substitutes!
"I'll douse my Hat in sauce and eat it if...": - The French fail to score a goal...surely it won't happen two World Cups running... - Brazil keep telling Australia that they play like New Zealand - Australia gets a national holiday after holding Brazil to a draw - Togo's coach quits again before their next game, only to re-sign hours before kick off - The American's stop crying - I don't get to go to Fed Square and watch at least one game (join me Bjornar?!)
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