Thursday, June 15, 2006

The Hat's World Cup Diary: Day 6

Editors note: Today I have added links! Hoo-rah!

Current number of games seen: 8
Current number of teams less boring than England: 11 and counting
Number of teams with yellow tops: 6
(Most striking yellow top = Ukraine. It looks like a blue-clawed monster has latched onto the back of the players and is trying to rip their front chest open. Totally awesome.)
Uber-cool footballing name of the day: We're going German today to celebrate the host nation's less than convincing game against Poland. And the spotlight shines on...Bastian Schweinsteiger! No, we don't know how to pronounce it either.
Latest games seen:


"Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah HATMAN!":
- Guess what kids...Spain might not suck this year!
- Tunisia and Saudi Arabia = more entertaining than France!
- Germany the first to qualify for the final 16?!
- Naturalised Brazilians (and other South American players)continue to rock the World Cup for teams OTHER than Brazil. Good on you for realising you will never play for the Selaco!
-Wayne Rooney may play against powerhouse team Trinidad and Tobago!

"Time for tea and scrumpHATS if...":
- England decide against all medical advice that Rooney can and should play against some tiny Central American island nation.
- Sweden take their back room brawls out onto the park.
- Italy can go a week without using hair products
- Germany and Poland kiss and make up (yeah, like that will ever happen...)

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