The Hat is a simple item of fashion, yet one that is able to be transformed with a single flash of creativity. Like The Towel from the HHGTTG, The Hat is a flexible item and one that comes in a variety of colours for a variety of uses. For example, one can pull their Hat over their eyes to hide from an unfortunate event.
Name::Dave The Hat From::Latrobe City, Victoria, Australia
Current number of games seen: 8 Current number of teams less boring than England: 11 and counting Number of teams with yellow tops: 6 (Most striking yellow top = Ukraine. It looks like a blue-clawed monster has latched onto the back of the players and is trying to rip their front chest open. Totally awesome.) Uber-cool footballing name of the day: We're going German today to celebrate the host nation's less than convincing game against Poland. And the spotlight shines on...Bastian Schweinsteiger! No, we don't know how to pronounce it either. Latest games seen:
"Time for tea and scrumpHATS if...": - England decide against all medical advice that Rooney can and should play against some tiny Central American island nation. - Sweden take their back room brawls out onto the park. - Italy can go a week without using hair products - Germany and Poland kiss and make up (yeah, like that will ever happen...)
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