Wednesday, October 05, 2005

News Flash! Lenin Into Organic Vegetables!

There are new plans afoot to remove the body of one of Russia's most popular leaders from public display and finally bury the past.

The body of Lenin lies on public view in a mausoleum on Red Square, where his remains are said to sprout occasional fungi. Let's stop and think about that. Fungi. 'shrooms and shit. The man that brought Marx to the Red Centre and really put early Communisim on the map is now A MARKET GARDEN! Oh, how the tables have turned. You know what they say, payback's a bitch...

Posted by Dave The Hat :: 4:15 PM :: 3 Comments:

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